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MortyCam - Turn ON/OFF May 04, 2009 - 2:31 PM - Morty
FYI everyone, The Chump ruleth!

He setup the little MortyCam window in the top right corner where you can turn it on or off for your view displeasure.

Let me know if anyone has issues turning it on or off please.

And thanks Chump, you RULETH!
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4 more FAIL pics 4-17-09 Apr 17, 2009 - 12:34 PM - Morty
Added 4 more of the FAIL pics Jezza shared with us.

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FAIL pics added Apr 15, 2009 - 1:24 PM - Morty
Had a chance to add some FAIL pics that Jezza passed onto me.

Thanks Jezza!

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Motivational Posters Apr 10, 2009 - 1:51 PM - Morty
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Some of them are pretty damn funny to me, like this one.


Enjoy!
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Building Upon the Media Section Apr 09, 2009 - 3:29 PM - Morty
I've decided that I'm going to build upon MTW with pages of images, toons, pics, vids, whatever and the various pages I have of OSHA accidents and all that fun shit.

The Media section is going to be built up and have the various images categorized as they are in the Gallery. But instead of everything just lost in the gallery section as far as the non-member specific content, I'm going to build shit tons of pages with the content we already have and content to come.

Plus, by doing this, I can create and add pages during my lunch break regardless of this damn proxy at work and get going on some MTW things that don't require my home PC.

The first addition I put in, which was something a co-worker showed me this morning is:
BOW HUNTER.

Holy crap. Can't decide if he's unlucky he got hit or lucky the arrow didn't go all the way through.

Check it out and keep and eye on the Media section as I build upon it!
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